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Construction Demotivational Poster

ROAD CONSTRUCTION - So that's why it's taking them too long

TAGS: road construction
Rating: 5/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - May 15, 2012, 10:53 pm
Your tax dollars hard at work...
EnkryptedSpirit - May 15, 2012, 10:53 pm
Your tax dollars hard at work...


TAGS: jobs engineering bridge construction
Rating: 4.09/5

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usaf1995 - April 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
lol how do you do that?

HARD HATS - When your shattered carcass is buried beneath tonnes of rubble, at least your hair will still look perfect.

TAGS: hardhats construction worker
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:41 am
Heck no…I’m the one with the 20-20 hindsight. Your verbiage is just fine…what I do hate is the eternity of comments…..mine in particular. Cheers, PV….’kerfuffle’, man, haven’t seen that word in an aeon or two.
pickleviper - July 15, 2012, 6:22 am
Sorry for any confusion. In hindsight I should have just used 'piles of rubble' to avoid any weight-measurement-related kerfuffle.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:32 pm
Well, crap, I just read up on metric tonnes……I really hate google…after the fact
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:29 pm
Not sure what a tonne is but I believe you meant tons. I hate taking Iceman’s place as spelling Nazi, especially with a profound poster maker such as you…sorry, OCD, low on meds. Cheers

EVERY CONSTRUCTION PROJECT - should contain an element of pride

Rules -

POTHOLES OF LIFE - The road to success is always under construction.

TAGS: success construction rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - November 25, 2010, 2:52 pm
Nice platitude.

Last-minute corrections -


TAGS: engineering engineer construction royalty demotion
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greybeard - September 28, 2014, 11:16 pm
Thank you sir :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 11:10 am
Nice! 5L

JOBS - all the good ones are taken.

TAGS: jobs prostitution prostitute construction pimp
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 4:49 pm
You're just not savvy to the job searches.... try "sheep herder"


TAGS: june challenge construction fubar
Rating: 4.6/5

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Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:21 pm
A source of so many sleepless nights
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 9:53 am
Aint that the truth!


TAGS: building day assignment pyramids construction bosses with whips
Rating: 2.95/5

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DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 1:21 pm
Well, even the bible admits that a little
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:33 pm
Gee!!! Thanks Wikipedia....(the more you know!)
manicbranic - November 12, 2009, 12:13 pm
the pyramids were actually major public works projects that doubled as cultural symbols. The majority of workers were men who intentured themselves to the State in order for their debts to be paid off. The only slaves were probably criminals and POW's.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:59 pm
story is somewhat flawed. I don't know...
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:59 pm
Yep, just like men today. We sweat and toil, not because we choose to, b ut because necessity demands it. We all face our "whips." Theirs were just literal. I'm not sure if they were always "free men" though. If so, my understanding of a certain Bible
Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:35 am
Actually, they were free men not slaves, and if they were whipped, it was with their consent.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 10:06 pm
Thanks. If Tut ever wants cable, you'll get a call.
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
I'm an electrician.... I know nuthin bout that construction... 5L!


TAGS: construction
Rating: 2.53/5

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know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 9:58 pm
rerun - March 19, 2010, 5:15 pm

I will ban your IP (and Teds) when I get home. know_it_all, reregister and it will be a perm ban.
rerun - March 19, 2010, 5:12 pm

see ya know_it_all
know_it_all - March 19, 2010, 4:54 pm
i like having multiple IPs so i can vote the shitty posters 1 lion several times :P
Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 2:26 am
Well KIA (Haha) it is lame as of now because the rest is not known. And as a matter of fact, I have written two books, both on their way for publication. So yes, as a matter of fact! And Moo, it does. : )
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:45 pm
ya, i forgot the letter "a" in the post below
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:42 pm
sounds like lame book, any other literary masterpieces you'd like to share with us?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 3:53 am
I only like books with pictures.....does your book have pictures?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 3:52 am
too long didn't read.....and the Sasquatch should be self explanatory.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 3:42 am
I have no idea what "Tldr" stands for. Or what Sasquatch has to do with anything. Lol. I'm going to assume "Tl" is too long? Keep in mind this IS taken from part of a friggen' book, haha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 3:34 am
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 3:26 am
Good, this one did get through. Thought it may be "Too long" (Not supposed to be a pun, but take it as it is...) This is part of my book I posted in a forum or two. Just a small section on one I have done. Please, comment with ideas / concerns.

NOW WE KNOW - What your next building project is


TAGS: construction day
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - June 4, 2010, 7:14 pm
Beautiful. 5L.
ICEMAN - June 3, 2010, 7:52 pm
Well done Face. 5 bumps in the road.


TAGS: construction day rat rod
Rating: 4.08/5

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Sean - December 28, 2017, 7:15 pm
Thanks "FACEPLANT31" ... if that's even your REAL name. (If it is, I think your parents had mixed feelings about you early on.) Up until now, I never realized just how annoying that pretentious little twit Dickens was. Great expose my friend. Love it!
Chef - June 3, 2010, 6:11 pm


TAGS: gator diet construction pipe
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:56 pm
5L - great slant on the pic.
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:55 pm
Ok, is she eyeing that like her husband could use a few new classy suits and dress shoes?


TAGS: construction error costly mistaked
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 18, 2016, 8:45 pm
1 UPping the neighbours...dumbass style.
concern3 - March 18, 2016, 7:28 pm
It took me awhile, but I finally seen it. UP yours

Life In The Fast Lane -

TAGS: success goals barriers construction determination
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:25 pm
Va-roooom Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:25 pm
That or a crew of 8 men...2 to do the work and the other 6 to hold up the shovels by using their own body weight...teehee. Thanks Jesus
MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:23 pm
Yep and the ultimate manager of all that work is the government. Thanks for the 5 dawg.
GaryO - November 4, 2015, 5:23 am
Take....the road...floor it
JesusWept - November 3, 2015, 8:10 pm
And the crew is constantly on strike! L L L L L
spacedog - November 3, 2015, 7:53 pm
Ha! And poor management! 5L


TAGS: construction illiteracy hoopleheads
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 12, 2015, 8:57 pm
All the elements of a good poster. Excellent. Welcome to the madness. Sit. Stay.
lgvernon - September 12, 2015, 5:25 pm

Great first poster. Welcome!